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You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.
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“Happy #TransDayOfVisibility #tdov I’m 40 and didn’t transition til I was 33. Don’t think it’s “too late” just because you’re not a teenager anymore. You’re not alone.”
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Okay I used to HATE roses as a symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time
Well ok have y’all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite?
So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception. white. remember this detail, it’s important to the story
so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter, and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because hunting is super dangerous, and she was thirsty for Adonis right & she didn’t want him to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip) and he died.
and here’s where the thing with the red roses come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals of the rose, and all of the roses around her became red with her blood as she mourned for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted Aphrodite to stop boasting.
tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they were originally white, but the red ones are red because they’re dipped in the blood of the goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death of her lover
Here, have this bouquet of “Zeus Is a Dick” flowers.
Roses are red
That’s a dirty trick
Adonis is dead
Zeus you fucking dick
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Janelle Monáe Declares Herself A “Queer Black Woman In America” In Powerful Rolling Stone Interview
In the past, the artist had only alluded to her queer identity. “I only date androids” became her well-known response to any prying on the matter.In this candid interview, she made it clear that not only is she done hiding that part of herself, she plans on continuing to put themes of sexual fluidity and empowerment into her work so that others within the LGBT community can feel seen and heard.
“Being a queer black woman in America — someone who has been in relationships with both men and women — I consider myself to be a free-ass motherfucker,” she said in the interview. -
Date someone who will date you
Need me a freak like that
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Me an innocent hufflepuff: yay I’m finally going to hogwarts!
My estranged brother Jacob, Professor Snape, and some rando bitch named Merula:
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Madam Hooch went to the Lockhart school of teaching apparently
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free hogwarts mystery energy!
there are hidden actions around hogwarts where you can gain free energy. all you have to do is find them and tap them! these actions can be done repeatedly but only periodically.
east tower
- mirror/frame next to charms classroom
west tower
- painting of oranges next to prefect’s bathroom
castle grounds
- stick on ground between whomping willow and hagrid’s hut
dungeons
- house else peering around corner
lower floor - west
- suits of armor statues to the right of the great hall
- torch/light next to great hall
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if you’re reading this right now.. i truly hope something good happens to you soon
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You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum.
Im sorry he wrote a fucking what
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no offence but i am literally filled with anger every time i remember there are legitimately people who are rich enough to buy half the globe and then some but the poor are dying because wages will not adapt to inflation and the super-rich refuse to part with any amount of their wealth.
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